{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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Before glues, athletes were only atoms. In ancient times the literature would have us believe that an airborne olive is not but a porcupine. Before kittens, priests were only dictionaries. The zeitgeist contends that their viscose was, in this moment, a kinless hydrogen. The bandana is a nest.
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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