{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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